Ruminating while Running

The things that occupy my mind while I run are all sorts of odd, crazy, and to some, probably disturbing. After hearing listening to me wordvomit all about these crazy things I think of during one of our half marathons,  my friend/running partner Emily (who is now debt free!) suggested that I start a blog of my crazy thoughts while running. So here is my brain, exposed. Don't think I'm crazy and please don't submit me to a mental hospital. k great thx.

PS- Rumination is a verb that means "to meditate on, ponder". I looked it up.